Sunday, 18 May 2014

GET AN INTERVIEW

Have you tried everything – You’ve perfected your resume using a free online resume builder or resume writing service. You’ve emailed your resume out and perhaps even used a resume distribution company, etc….. And no one is calling you back. That 's fine, you’re not alone. For every 100 resumes you mail out, statistically you should get 10 interviews and one job offer. However, these are rough averages. To stack the deck in your favor and stand out from the others, below are the top seven tricks we’ve found for getting your resume to stand out.
1.) Use a different color paper for mailing your resumes. Chances are, you’re using a cream, white, or gray paper color. Yes? So is everyone else. Be creative, and use a non-resume paper. Be original, and stand out. With that said, should you use hot pink? No, remember you’re applying for a professional career – but do choose something less common than white, cream, or gray.
2.) Use a different size paper for your resume. Why you ask? Have you ever shuffled a stack of papers. Do you ever have one/a few pieces of paper that your shuffling are a different size than the others. They stand out right? Of course they do, they stand out from the rest – it’s simple, but it does make your resume stand out.
3.) Inside contact – If you’re interested in a specific company, get an inside contact. This means proactively trying to meet someone from the company, or a friend of a friend situation. People hire people they know – its comfortable. Therefore, do whatever it takes to get an inside contact.
4.) Certified Letter – Have you ever sent a certified letter? All it requires is going to the post office, and paying a token to send it certified with confirmation. This means that the recipient of the letter must sign for it. And I’ll bet that they’ll sign – they’re curious, and want to know what it is. By sending it certified to the hiring manager, you’re insuring that your letter has reached its destination – it has reached the hiring manager. This is a huge plus, as usually the hiring manager’s mail is filtered through a number of gate keepers.
5.) Send your resume with a gift. Yes, a gift. For instance,Head over to the local florist, pizza place, etc – get creative. Pick out a nice bouquet or lunch, and deliver it to the office with your resume. If you do the pizza, here’s a tip – put your resume in a zip lock bag and tape it to the inside of the box. If the resource person doesn't like pizza,you gotta pray. Use your discretion,you might be lucky.
6.) Deliver the resume in person. What do you have to lose? Walk into the office and ask for the hiring manager (by name). Just say you need to discuss the current job opening with him. Sound crazy? It works – they will see you as being determined, proactive, and outgoing.
7.) The post-it note trick. In larger companies (and sometimes in medium/smaller companies) a secretary or an office assistant will open the resumes for the employees. This person is responsible for screening for junk mail and to weed out non-qualified candidates. Therefore, here is the trick. Take a regular Post-it note, and write something like “This one looks good! – J”, and attach it to your resume. Who is “J”? Who cares! The point is that the hiring manager will get a resume with a Post-it note on it, stating that it’s good. Therefore, they are more likely to pay close attention to the resume at the direction of another employee. By the time the person realizes its not a note from their mail screener, you’ve already gotten your resume reviewed – is it deceptive? – no, its effective and innovative advertising.

Friday, 16 May 2014

UNEMPLOYMENT- A BLESSING IN DISGUISE






Unemployment is an evil not exclusive to Nigeria alone. It is a global pandemic causing serious pandemonium amongst the ranks of even the world’s wealthiest nations. So, how can something so evil be a blessing?

Read on!

Unemployment is depressing, frustrating and annoying, but with the right attitude, it can also be the ultimate blessing in disguise.
Your mind-set and perception of your “unemployment phase” goes a long way to determine if it’s going to be a blessing or a period of frustration and depression.

My job search wasn’t fairy tale. It was tough. My lowest point was breaking my kid sister’s piggybank (kóló) to get money to photocopy my CV. Clearly, I was frustrated and depressed.Amazingly, certain events made my “unemployment phase” ,one of the best periods of my life. How?

1. I learn't financial management: Nothing will make you get better at managing your money than not having a constant source for it.

2. I had time to learn and developed new skills. E.g computer troubleshooting and performance optimization, software installation, Photoshop, Corel draw,blogging and animation.

3. I had time to reassess my life and remap trajectory.

4. I had time for personal development. The opportunity to attend lots of seminars and workshops. E.g MTN leadership seminar, The Platform, free ICT Training, IDM/NIIT and many more.

5. I had time to build relationships; personally and professionally.

6. I had time to explore my passion project (writing). I have always wanted to author a book. Being unemployed, “I don’t have the time” was no longer an excuse.

Believe me; you would not be as ‘free’ as you are right now, if you had a job. So maximize time, do some soul-searching, learn something new, pursue your passion project and make the wait worth the while.

Success in your job search.

Sunday, 11 May 2014

TIPS ON HOW TO ANSWER INTERVIEW QUESTIONS

Two of the greatest hurdles Nigerian youths face are gaining admission into university and securing decent job after graduation. With the proliferation of universities in every village today, the former is no longer a big problem as the latter. The latter challenge also comes in two folds – getting invite for job selection process and scaling the process. The scaling process in most cases also involves crossing two bridges – tests and interviews.
Personally, I prefer interview to test, despite the fact I am not the best of orators you can think of. But truth be told, interview is easier. It gives you more avenues to maneuver. Unlike test where you either get the answer correct or miss it, in interviews, you can give a good impression even when you don’t know the answer. I have flunked a couple of tests, but I can’t remember ever flunking any job interview.


 I have compiled top interview questions Nigerian job recruiters ask, especially for entry level and non-managerial experienced positions. The answer tips are based on my personal experience, experience of masters in the trade, and formal and informal accounts of job interviewers I am privileged to have interacted with. I hope it will be helpful to readers.
  •  Tell us about yourself: In many interviews, one-on-one or panel, this is the first question you will be asked. It can also come in different forms like, Can we meet you?, Can we know you?, Who is Mr. Your Name? Can you introduce yourself to us? etc. They all mean the same thing. The answer is simple – briefly summarize your CV. I said, summarize, not download your CV. Don’t be too detailed that the interviewers will be the one to stop you. Be brief, just 5 to 7 liners should do. Just state your name, your educational qualifications (you may start from your secondary education), your achievements (if any). Something like:
“My name is Surajudeen Oyewale, born some 30 years ago in Kwara state. I attended Offa Grammar School in Kwara state, where I finished in the year 2000 as second best student. I later proceeded to Obafemi Awolowo University, where I finished with second class upper degree in economics. At the university, I was the president of Economics Students Association. I also won a number of scholarship awards, including the Chevron University scholarship award. I did my youth service in Sokoto state between 2007 and 2008. I like writing articles and some of my articles have been published in National dailies including Guardian, Tribune and Punch. During my leisure period, I play football and table tennis.”

The above is just a guide. Depending on other important things you have to say, you may add or take out some things. You may decide to start with your university education. You should also mention any relevant experience if you have. You may leave out your state of origin. You may also not mention that you write articles, if you think the types of articles you write do not have any bearing with the job or can even count against you (e.g strong religious and political writings). For example, I put on my CV that I write articles, and even list some of them on the face of my CV, but not the one in which I abused Jonathan or Bukola Saraki (lol. But seriously, Suraj the 9-5 professional accountant is different from Suraj the weekend/night political commentator, but both converge in Jarus the blogger). So you have to be circumspect.
But in any case, make your delivery chronological. Try to emphasize your achievements as you progress, e.g, I finished as best student, I won scholarship etc, but don’t come across as arrogant. Be subtle while mentioning them. Having one helps, but no need to fabricate if you don’t have. You should be able to say that within 2 to 3 minutes. When it is getting too long, it can become boring.


  • What do you know about our company? : This is another question you cannot escape. It is usually the 2nd or 3rd, or, rarely, 1st, question. This should be the simplest, to me. I expect anyone going for interview with a company to have visited the company’s website, print some useful stuffs about the history, mission, products, management, etc of the company. You have to read them well, but don’t cram, else you may mix things up and make a fool of yourself in front of the interviewers, who, no doubt, know more about their company than you.
If you want to wow, go beyond the website information for latest news about the company. Imagine telling them what you read in the newspaper about that company that interview morning. Imagine pulling a masterstroke like this: “just this morning, I was reading in Guardian that your company is going to the capital market to raise additional funds. This is no doubt a welcome development and it falls in line with your company’s corporate goal of expanding to become the industry leader in the next three years…”. These are extra things you can use to dazzle your interviewers.
So, let’s use Oando as an example. Assuming, you are interviewing with Oando and you are being asked this question, having read their website, pieced together news about them and asking one or two questions from insiders in your research, I expect your answer to be like this:
“Oando is the leading integrated energy group in sub-saharan African, with operations across the entire value chain of energy sector – exploration, servicing, supply and trading, gas distribution, petroleum products marketing. It started with the acquisition by a group of then young Nigerian businessmen of the then government-owned Unipetrol in the year 2001, and later, acquiring the downstream business of Agip, to become the Oando of today. The company has undergone serious metamorphosis and now at the commanding height of the sector. It is no doubt a success story in indigenous participation in the sector. Just couple of weeks back, I read in BusinessDay that you acquired stake in a Canadian energy firm. Your recently concluded Rights Issue is also widely reported in the media as oversubscribed”


I doubt there will be any interviewer that will not be impressed with the 8-liner above which you can say within 3 to 4 minutes. Once again, you don’t need to cram anything. Just read enough and be familiar with facts about the company you are interviewing with. Lest I forget, while answering the question of what do you know about us, try to highlight the positive news about the company. God help you if you are interviewing with Zenon and you remind them of Otedola/Faruk Lawan saga.
Still on this question, you may need to do some cramming on things like core values of the company. All these are available on any company’s website. You may inquire from insiders as well. I remember going for an interview with an oil company in the downstream sector and being asked the core value of that company. Thankfully, that was the last thing I checked on the company’s website via my BB few seconds before it got to my turn. I didn’t remember everything, but out of 5, I remembered 3 well and gave a faint recollection of the 4th one.

  • Why do you want to work for us? I remember being asked this question some 7 years ago by the then CEO of a top Nigerian financial institution, now member of President Jonathan’s Economic Management Team. Thankfully, I had asked someone that entered before me and he told me he was asked that question, so I quickly packaged three reasons. It was an investment banking outfit and my response was: 
  1.  I had always wanted to become an investment banker and from close observation of this company as the industry leader in Nigeria, I believe it is the best platform to achieve my dream, while contributing to further success of the organization; 
  2.  I had long watched this company, right from my secondary school days, and I believe in her dream, I believe in her future, and I want to be part of its success; 
  3.  I have always valued integrity and from my knowledge of this organization, I know integrity is the watchword. This integrity-driven environment falls in line with my career goal, my ideal workplace.
I was asked same question in another interview, this time around with an oil marketing firm and my answer was: I have long watched this company from afar, and I am impressed with its giant strides. Here is a Nigerian company, managed by Nigerians, doing extremely well in a sector dominated by foreign operators. I will like to be part of this success story. So in essence, just look for the high points of the organization interviewing you and carve your answer around it. 

  • Why should I hire you? : This is somehow related to the above. The answer to the above may also suffice, but in addition, you may add your strengths, your special skills. If I were to be on the hot seat, in addition to the above, I will add: I have been involved in a number of engagements in the past and I have never failed. From my primary school through university, through professional qualifying examinations, to the places I have worked in the past, I have been outstanding. I don’t believe your organization will be an exception. So if you hire me, I have no doubt that I will excel. Your organization cannot be an exception. 
 
  •   What are your strengths? This may not be the success decider because truth is, everybody, including your competitors for the job, will always have something good to say about himself. So common answers to this include: I am a fast learner; I am a team player; I always excel in all I do; etc. I don’t know of any stunner of a response other than these common answers. This question can also come as: what are your selling points? Also, depending on how you are able to maneuver, answer to the fourth question above can also be modified as answer to ‘what are your selling points?’ too. It can also come as, what are your competencies?
  •  What are your weaknesses? I remember an interview I did with an investment institution in late 2006, my first interview experience, just few weeks after finishing university. I had read a lot about interviews (that was basically what I spent the most of my final year doing) and knowing that you don’t say you don’t have any weakness. My response to that question was:
“Hmmnn, a couple of people have told me I can be impatient while working with a team, especially with slow members. When two, three people say something, they may be right. So I think this is a weakness I am working on. In actual fact, the desire to achieve a team goal drives my impatience as I hate failure. But I have come to realize individual differences, especially in pace, and I’m beginning to adjust.”
Need I say, I saw the panel interviewers nodding their head sub-consciously. The basic principle in answering this kind of question is, don’t say you don’t have weakness, tell your weakness and make it known you are working on it. Also, ensure it’s a weakness that is tolerable. God help you if you say your weakness is sleeping on duty.


  •  Why do you want to leave your current company? If you are moving from one organization to another, expect this question. Sometime early last year, I was interviewing with one company in the downstream sector. I was then working in another company, its biggest rival in the industry. I was asked this question: why do you want to leave ABC Plc for our company? The basic principle in answering this kind of question is knowing the strength of the one you’re interviewing with over the one you currently are. One was a Nigerian company, the other was a foreign multi-national. That was what drove my response:
“No doubt ABC Plc is a good organization with good management. I have been there for four years and I came of age there. However, I have always wanted to work in a multi-national organization, where I will have the opportunity to hone my skills at the global place. I believe your organization offers great platform to achieve that.” Note that I did not bad-mouth my then employer. That is in line with a golden principle of interview – never bad-mouth your employer.
Still on this question, if it was the other way round, i.e you currently work in a multi-national and you are interviewing with its Nigerian competitor, and same question is asked, just look at the strength of the Nigerian company. If I were in that seat, I would answer thus:
“I have watched your organization from distance, and from what I read in the media, your company has a good rating and is doing Nigeria proud in the sector dominated by foreign participants. I am a Nigerian, I believe in Nigeria. I believe in things Nigerian. I’m impressed in a Nigerian company doing this and I will like to deploy the experience I have gathered working in a multinational to the development of a Nigerian enterprise. I believe in the future of your organization, and as a Nigerian, I want to be counted as part of the success.”
Same is applicable if you are moving from Diamond bank to Zenith Bank for instance. Just look for the advantage of one over the other and package it as reason you want to join them. God help you if you go say pay is your motivation, although we all know that that is the motivation for 70% of career movements, especially for non-managerial positions.


  •  What pay do you expect? Truth is, if you’re interviewing for entry level position, you have practically no say in the pay. Almost 100% of companies have their pay structure and know how much they will pay you already. If Zenith bank, for instance, pays entry level employees N3m per annum, you can’t get more than that, except you have relevant experience. So most times, at entry level positions, this question is inconsequential, but it may be your undoing. Imagine asking for N10m as entry level in GTB – it can annoy your interviewer and an otherwise inconsequential question can mar your chance.
Personally, I and people I know that are top management staff in big organizations – always advise that you don’t say an amount. Respond with something like: “ABC Plc is a well-structured organization and I believe you will fairly place me where I fit within the structure (knowing full well that you’re entry level), with commensurate remuneration.”
But if pressed further, you can state a sum, preferably a range, which you must have researched. A good way to research is to ask people that work in the organization what entry level pay is or you put a thread in a forum like Nairaland, where you are guaranteed of good response. You may add 1 or 2m on top. For example, you know Ecobank pays N3m for entry level position, you may call 4m for them at the interview.
If however you have some special skills or qualifications, you can charge a premium for that. For example, you have CFA, very marketable qualification, you can be daring and request for pay that is more than what is ordinarily obtainable for that position. Or you are coming with Imperial or Harvard certificate. Experienced hires are also in good position to negotiate.
  •  Do you have any question for us? This is another area you can dazzle. Don’t ask the general question every Ade and Ada is expected to ask. Research well. Have your question at the back of your mind, although you can change it for a better one if in the course of the interview something more interesting comes to your mind. Interviewing with upstream oil companies, you can ask question around how they have been able to cope in the face of security challenges that threatened the sector; interviewing with a GTB, you can ask them how they manage to emerge even stronger in the face of the crisis that hit the sector few years back; interviewing with an Oando, you can psyche them up, asking how they did the wonder of being the most successful of all privatized government enterprises. Everybody likes to be praised, explore this psychology.
  •  Confidence is the rule of the game: To me – and this view is shared by many top executives I have discussed this subject with – confidence is the most important thing in an interview. It is not easy, you will shake in the first few minutes, but once you get your rhythm, you can dazzle. At entry level, they don’t expect you to know so much other than some basic things. So your composure is key.
A number of things fire you up – having good credentials give you some confidence as does preparing well. I have always mentioned being versatile, knowing one or two things beyond your discipline, as helpful in interviews.
However, the low point of interview is that it can also be subjective sometimes. I have a friend, a very brilliant dude, that stood his ground on a question in an interview. He was marked as being arrogant, I later got to know. Meanwhile, another set of interviewers can give that a positive, interpreting it as knowing one’s opinions, the type of person they need, not some sheepish employee. Similarly, I have another friend that was asked what her core competencies were and she told them she didn’t know the meaning of core competencies. Yet, she came first in that interview (I came second).
On a final note, the above are just guides, which I have put together based on personal experience, experience of friends and colleagues, formal and informal interactions with experienced interviewers and executives. They are templates. One is not meant to be mechanical, but there is no harm in sitting down in front of your mirror and rehearsing how to go about responding to such questions, or simulating with a friend or brother in the room. Yes, I did that. And it was helpful.
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written by Jarus.(http://www.jarushub.com/common-interview-questions-and-answer-tips/)

Thursday, 8 May 2014

INVESTMENT MISTAKES TO AVOID THIS YEAR



Everyday is a blessing from God,so is every month and year. The choices we make solely lie within us. It is therefore advisable to spend every moment in each day,month and year wisely so that we don't make wrong choices to keep us regretting all the rest of our lives. Iv seen quite a number of people who say 'had i known while i was your age','had i listened to my instincts and not my wife's, had i followed my dream and not my parents" lament at points in their lives when its too late to turn back the hands of time. More youths are carried away by the events of today forgetting about the future..If you don't plan your future.who will? Someone will say "if i don't enjoy myself today,when will I? Am i sure I'll live to see tomorrow? Don't take me wrongly,enjoy yourselves all you want but don't live your life today without thinking about tomorrow (your family,retirement and most importantly your relationship with God). I'll be sharing with you some of the mistakes we make in investment time and time again.
  • Counting on the illusive someday: David Chilton said the best time to plant an oak tree was twenty years ago, the next best time is now. Do not procrastinate because procrastination is the thief of time. Do not wait for when your cash flow is not so tight or when you have surplus funds before you start planning for investments. The longer you wait for that illusive someday, the more difficult it becomes for you to start planning for your financial future. 
  • You are not what you drive: While a car is very important for mobility in most Nigerian cities, it is necessary to strike a balance on what we spend buying and maintaining our cars in relation to our investments. A friend with little or no investment bought a Honda car for N3.8 million in 2008 only for him to sell the car for N2 million in 2013. Your financial independence is more important than displaying social status. Is your driveway a car lot? What are you doing with more than two cars? If you must have more than two cars, then the cars should either be for business or the value of the cars should be about 10% of your net-worth. 
  • Gambling away your future: We must invest our time and money in activities and ventures that will enhance our economic status. Our time must be invested in our education, career, health, family, positive relationships and businesses, while our money must be invested in knowledge, real estate, mutual funds, stocks, money market instruments and businesses. Uninformed people waste their time on activities that do not add value to them and their money playing lottery. The probability of becoming financially independent through gambling, betting or lottery is very slim. The best way to attain financial independence is to have a financial goal, plan your strategy and work hard toward the attainment of the goal.
  • Do not think like an employee: No matter who pays your salary, always see yourself as the MD/CEO and Chairman of Yourself Incorporated Nigeria Limited. When you have this mindset, you will not rely on your employer or the government for your economic sustenance. Also endeavour to be good at what you do, add value to your organization, business and the society at large. Money should be secondary, have a genuine interest in solving people, organizational and societal problems. When you truly do these the good Lord will definitely bless the work of your hands. 
  • Feeding the monster: You are feeding the monster when your garage is not big enough to hold your cars and other toys, when you are paying for multiple phone lines, multiple cable channels or computer hook-ups for your family, when you are finding it difficult to pay the fees of that expensive private schools that your children attend, always paying for Aso-ebi, you are a member of multiple country clubs. You feel you are not controlling your finances because your finances are controlling you. For how long shall we continue to do these? Do not be like Will Rogers, who said we will show the world we are prosperous, even if we have to go broke to do it.
  • Wrong networks: Your network determines your net-worth. Where we will be in ten years will be determined by the types of books we read and the types of friends we keep. When we build the right network, it will have positive effects on our careers, family and economic status. We must avoid relationships and networks that do not add value to us. Peoplermad is a very good platform for young people to cultivate friendship and the right networks that will have positive effects on them in no distant future.
  •  Do not be reactive: In order to succeed this year and beyond we need to be proactive. Proactive people are forward looking and forward thinking, they pray for the best but also plan for the worst.  The economic reality of the day is that job security no longer exists in any sector of the economy. It makes a whole lot of sense for every worker to map out strategies that will make them survive a job loss whenever it occurs. Investing and saving for the rainy day is one of the strategies of coping when the unexpected happens to us.A proactive person should not totally rely on the severance package or retirement benefits that will be paid by his or her employer, for sustenance when retirement or job loss occurs. We all need to have a personal retirement plan.
  • Linear stream of income: You can never be financially independent through linear stream of income. Our primary source of income should always be diversified into other asset classes such as money market instruments, bonds, stocks, mutual funds, real estates, and small businesses.We should not wait until we retire and get our severance packages before we start investing and creating other streams of income, those who waited till they retired lost most of their money to phoney investment schemes. 
  • Learning is life-long: Its too bad that we are intellectually lazy in this part of the world. We only read to pass examinations and to acquire certificates. Young people who have good reading habits are in a minority. We must be ready to learn as that is the only way we can become successful professionals and great leaders. We must not limit our readings to our professions or academic fields, but to all spheres of human endeavours and interests.  
  • You are an economist: A lot of us are well versed in sports and entertainment matters, but we make the mistake of not having any interest in the economy. We will deny ourselves of business and investment opportunities if we are economic illiterates. I am not asking everyone to become an economic expert but I am of the opinion that every truly educated person must be conversant with happenings in the economy.
    Information about inflation, consumer price index, exchange rate, foreign reserve, energy consumption, unemployment rate, GDP, per capita income, foreign direct investment, growth sectors of the economy, economic policies of the government etc should be at the finger tips of every professional. It does not matter if you are a doctor, engineer, accountant, businessman, lawyer, architect, student, teacher etc, every educated and informed person should strive to have at least a rudimentary grasp of economy.
      Taking all I have shared here into cognizance,I am sure you are endowed with the basics to free yourself of frequent mistakes made in your day to day activities.
           Make That Difference Today.

    MONEY AND THE LOVE OF A WOMAN



    Alibaba Reveals

    Nowadays,more women love based on the size of a man’s pocket.Most men feel they aren't financially fit enough to approach the kind of girls they would have loved to date. Guys go to the choicest places to come across all kinds of girls. Sometimes, i take a walk with my friends to the mall in search for babes because we always find lots of girls there and i discover there's always one or two of them who have a problem approaching the opposite sex. This is either because they feel she looks intimidating, too sophisticated, too sexy or too classy. I then came to realize that no matter how daring a chic may look,if a man is up to the task,he'll go for her without giving it a second thought. Read Ali Baba's take below:
    It’s important you have something doing. You can not be waiting for something to do. Do anything. DO NOT WAIT FOR WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. It has been proven time without number, that a woman respects a man who provides more than she respects a man that can not provide.
    There are huge differences between a man that can not provide /a man who can provide and a man who can provide but does not want to provide. You may fall into any of these categories. But if it’s the right one well done. If it’s not, hey!!!! Brotherly, there is work to be done.Forget anything anybody tells you, 50% of why many marriages survive, besides the core ingredients of love, respect, understanding and sex… Is PROVISION.The struggle we get involved in everyday, is just so we can provide. Like my friend, Zakiloooo always says, NA OUR WIVES AND CHILDREN ALL THESE STRUGGLE DEY FOR. Because, he would explain further… We for just begin grooooove enter Ghana, Kenya, JohannesBurg, UK, Dubai…We must know that, if we make 25K, family must get 10K, 5K goes back into the business, savings go hold 5K and we will use the last 5k to hold our side for in case of incasity and other cases of should in case! Zakilo!!!!! God no dey sleep.
    So, my guys, no just SIDDON. Get up. Find something to do. At all at all na him bad pass. One of my guys in Warri was dropped by GTB in the last retrenchment when the new management took over, he said he waited for a bit (5months) when it looked like all those job offers were not coming like when he was employed, he had to do something. He started diesel supply.Now, he says, the respect as the head of the house is beginning to come back. He also says, men who say,''it does not matter if your wife is earning more than you do'' are being economical with the truth. Your ability to provide MATTERS A GREAT DEAL.
    So guys, lets get busy. The holy book says 'a poor man is despised even of his own neighbors'. Even if it’s a stop gap job. Just do it. Not for you. But for the family. I know some will say, it’s easy for you to say. Dupe ti re!! No it’s not.
    We need to groom the next generation of men who believe in dignity of labor, recognize that we are providers, head of the home, protector of the HONOR of the family and THE MAN. So get to work. GBAM!!

    Sunday, 4 May 2014

    THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW HAD NAMES


    1. Petrichor: the way it smells outside after rain.

    2. Purlicue: the space between the thumb and forefingers.

    3. Wamble: stomach rumbling.

    4. Aglet: the plastic coating on a shoelace.

    5. Vagitus: the cry of a newborn baby.

    6. Glabella: the space between your eyebrows.

    7. Chanking: spat-out food.

    8. Lunule: the white, crescent shaped part of the nail.

    9. Peen: the side opposite the hammer's striking side.

    10. Tines: the prongs on a fork.

    11. Souffle cup: a ketchup/condiment cup.

    12. Natiform: something that resembles a butt.

    13. Phosphenes: the lights you see when you close your eyes and press your hands to them.

    14. Nurdle: a tiny dab of toothpaste.

    15. Box tent: the table in the middle of a pizza box.

    16. Cornicione: the outer part of the crust on a pizza.

    17. Barm: the foam on a beer.

    18. Rasceta: the lines on the inside of your wrist.

    19. Overmorrow: the day after tomorrow.

    20. Ferrule: the metal part at the end of a pencil.

    21. Punt: the bottom of a wine bottle.

    22. Keeper: the loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.

    23. Minimus: your little toe or finger.

    24. Zarf: the cardboard sleeve on a coffee cup.

    25. Rectal Tenesmus: the feeling of incomplete defecation.

    26. Agraffe: the wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne.

    27. Columella nasi: the space between your nostrils.

    28. Lemniscate: the infinity symbol.

    29. Desire path: a path created by natural means, simply because it is the "shortest or most easily navigated" way.

    30. Armscye: the armhole in most clothing.

    31. Dysania: the state of finding it hard to get out of the bed in the morning.

    32. Collywobbles: butterflies in your stomach.

    33. Nibling: the non-gender-specific term for a niece or nephew — like sibling.

    34. Griffonage: unreadable handwriting.

    35. Paresthesia: that "pins and needles" feeling.

    36. Defenestrate: to throw out a window.

    37. Muntin: the strip separating window panes.

    38. Philtrum: the groove located just below the nose and above the middle of the lips.

    39. Snood: the fleshy thing around the neck of a turkey.

    40. Vocable: the na na nas and la la las in song lyrics that don't have any meaning.

    41. Tittle: the dot over an "i" or a "j."

    42. Morton's toe: when your second toe is bigger than your big toe.

    43. Crepuscular rays: rays of sunlight coming from a certain point in the sky(aka
    what your aunt might have called "God's rays.")

    44. Snellen chart: the chart you look at when you take an eye exam.

    45. Crapulence: that sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much.

    46. Obelus: the division sign (÷).

    47. Ideolocator: a "you are here" sign.

    48. Brannock device: the thing they use to measure your feet at the shoe store.

    49. Interrobang: what it's called when you combine a question mark with an
    exclamation point like this: ?!

    50. Mamihlapinatapai: the look shared by two people who both hope the other will offer to do something that they both want but aren't willing to do.

    51. Phloem bundles: those long stringy things you see when peeling a banana.

    52. Semantic satiation: what happens when you say a word so long it loses meaning.

    53. Octothorpe: the pound (#) button on a telephone.

    54. Gynecomastia: man-bosoms.

    55. Mondegreen: misheard song lyrics.

    56. Scurryfunge: the time you run around cleaning frantically right before company comes over.

    57. Aphthongs: silent letters.

    58. Tmesis: when you separate a word into
    two for effect. Example: "I AM GOING TO ASBO-FREAKIN'-LUTELY BE THE BEST SCRABBLE PLAYER ON THE PLANET NOW!"

    Monday, 28 April 2014

    HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY


    Lets Share The Fun

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

    1. Feed him
    2. Sleep with him
    3. Leave him in peace
    4. Don't go through his phone
    5. Don't bother him about his movements

    As simple as ABC,isn't it?

    HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

    It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a plumber
    10. a mechanic
    11. a carpenter
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. go shopping with her
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    50. give her lots of attention
    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    53. never forget
    *birthdays
    *anniversaries
    *valentine
    *arrangements she makes

    Is this true?